I’ve caught up with Walking Dead,
but can’t bring myself to start season 5.
I know how good those guys are at drawing you in,
you’re literally longing for the next episode.
So I’m gonna wait till the season is complete.
Then a marathon walking dead session
with some vino, popcorn and pizza
cos I’m a real person like that…
Watching it recently made me realise that…
The apocalypse has already begun!
Obviously for entertainment reasons on TV
they had to speed up the zombification process…
BUT it’s happening!
Human features are starting to sag,
Ghostly tired faces with bags under their eyes
malnourished pale blotchy skin
with all sorts of unhealthy looking colours,
shuffling walk often with a limp
from a mysterious bad back…. coincidence?
Is this happening to you or your partner?
Have you become significantly ugly recently?
Have you started constantly groaning, moaning and whaling?
^^^ get your head out the gutter this is serious,
I’m trying to save your life…
Every day do you feel progressively more tired
like it’s a struggle to even lift your head?
Have you lost the ability to smile, has all the happiness
been sucked from within?
Are your thoughts consumed with
how other people are to blame?
Does it make you want hurt them?
Sure might just be emotionally on Facebook for now
but when the process is complete you’ll
be munching on their skin…
Don’t worry unlike in the movies this process is reversible!
Firstly you have to realise you have the infection
click the link to find out more about the cure
Paul ‘reversing the apocalypse’ Love
P.S. This isn’t the kind of thing you can leave and hope for the best,
once you’ve gone full Zombie I can’t and don’t want to help
you for fear of you passing the infection on to me.
It takes action now while you can
click the link