Ever find it funny how possessive we become over things we do and places we go.
When I see a post on the ole ‘book of faces’
‘What’s the best Chinese?’
‘Where should I go on ma jollies?’
It’s invariably the take away at the end of the responder’s street
or the destination they’ve literally just got back from…
‘Try King Oodles Noodles it’s totes amazeballs!’
^^^ failed to mention in the recommendation that on your last order
from King Oodles Noodles he got your order wrong,
food was cold as it arrived an hour late and
to top it off you couldn’t sleep cos of the amount of MSG…
***DISCLAIMER King Oodles Noodles is a fictional name I just made up,
any similarity to other chinese restaurants is purely by chance 😉
But they recommend him anyway out of some weird and absolutely screwed
‘my dad is better than your dad’ type philosophy
( personally I’m willing to travel for the best. So if you do happen to know of an amazing
takeaway that isn’t the one at the end of your street then hook a brother up )
Guess what mon amis,
It’s exactly the same with Bootcamps and Personal Trainers
I’ve seen people cling to their personal trainers for YEARS spending literally THOUSANDS
did I see one single positive change some of these poor folk…
Blaming themselves for the trainer’s lack of knowledge and ability,
his or her lack of the will to develop themselves beyond a flimsy college diploma!
Then there are the Bootcamps that have their groupies
training in dog shit.
It’s good for the soul didn’t you know chico…
Burpees erm, yeh do 100 burpees and I’ll time ya… <——— genius
Any fool can make you sweat!
People get so damn precious about their ’thing’ too,
Well lemme pose thee una domanda…
If your gym membership / PT / Bootcamp is so damn good,
how are your results?
Serious questions how much have you spent?
How close to your goal are you?
How’s your return on investment looking?
If this was work, and your job depended on the results you achieved in the gym,
would you have been sacked by now?
Only you know the truth…
This is why I created a Hybrid Gym Membership with GUARANTEED results.
I don’t get much time to myself <—— ahhhh poor Paolo
(got my 2 large families the wife and 4 kids and the #tlfamily to look out for
and wouldn’t have it any other way)
But what I will do if you have any unanswered questions, simply want to know more,
or even just chat, we can talk about random stuff if that’s what ya want
or we can get deep into the core of why you’re on this list in the first place…
I’ll get on the phone with you and at the end you can either give me your dosh
and give I’ll GUARANTEE to give you the RESULT you asked for….
or we can part ways as friends
Sound fair enough?
Here’s the link so babycakes you can call me up
Paul ‘no 165 & chips’ Love