Every year it’s the exact same story.
Black Friday is the Friday immediately before Christmas
the day when everyone (including me),
shuts down their sensible brain and goes all out P-A-R-T-Y!
As they so bloody well should…
if your clothes aren’t fitting now,
you know for a fact
when Black Friday arrives (4 weeks today),
you’re guaranteed tucking your Christmas gut
into your pants that ‘used to fit fine’
and telling yourself how everything will be ok in January
^^^ same thing you told yourself Christmas last year
and the year before…
So I have a Black Friday Deal for serious action takers only.
Usually I’m very strict on the minimum Tough Love 12 week rule,
and I never offer discounts because if price is your
major concern then Tough Love is definitely not going to be for you.
As Black Friday is approaching fast and I know you don’t want
to have another Christmas ruined bordering on morbidly
obese and filling your mince pies with self pity.
I’ve decided to allow 5 people the opportunity to join
The Tough Love Project for the next 4 weeks
(which takes you right up until Black Friday.)
In only 28 days I guarantee that you will:
- Lose at least a stone
- Increase Muscle Mass
- Be stress free
- Sleep minimum 7-8 hours per night
- Have better skin
- Feel better than you have done, ever!
But look it’s not for everyone,
You need to attend as many sessions as possible,
there are going to be the odd party and work commitments
that is just normal. But the rest of the time you have to
give 100% to attending and putting the effort in.
You have to be willing to adhere to a fool proof diet
that is easy to understand and easy to follow.
(Naturally there are allowances made for a couple of
Xmas nights out but they are factored into the plan)
You have to be able to afford it, we are reassuringly expensive
because we guarantee results! We don’t mess about and we
don’t expect you to either. If you’re serious about change then we will
take you every step of the way BUT If you don’t have the
money I don’t want you digging a deeper hole and creating further stress by
putting yourself in financial difficulty.
So, if I haven’t managed to put you off and you are serious about
investing in yourself this Christmas
here is the link to sign up
Don’t hang about though, there are only 5 places available
as soon as your application is processed and I see the
money in the bank I’ll get you added straight into the private members area
so you can prep the cupboards to start Monday…
Paul ‘Stone Lighter For Xmas’ Love
P.S. You could just do nothing. Put on the xmas weight, then pat yourself in the back in January
for getting yourself back to the exact same place you are right now. #insanity
here’s that link again